Malum et Bonum

beatlesweatles:

This slaps harder than anything the Beetles ever released

thatsbelievable:

humanitittysswaggiest:

gigglingkat:

white-throated-packrat:

kayas-wife:

funny-tik-toks:

this is from an Australian youtube channel where they go to hat tower and drop things

Water doesn’t compress very much, so once it hit it’s terminal velocity, it was basically a solid ball, not a liquid. This is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it.

The reverse POV of “if you’re too high, hitting the water is like hitting concrete”

Well that’s not in one piece anymore

curseworm:

curseworm:

when god closes a door i lock it

we’re stuck in here together bitch what now

sabertoothwalrus:

I like to think that, even out of costume, cats are inexplicably drawn to Adrien

(and by inexplicably I actually mean because he smells like cheese)

Normal Horoscope:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: Love is the sum of effort and time. It can be measured in the amount of shiny rocks collected and given.

Taurus: The stars say you need to lighten up. They say everything but your nervous system is unnecessary. Be a weird little nerve wraith, you’ll enjoy it.

Gemini: Today your horoscope is dominated by the element of water, entering what is called the “Celestial Splash Zone“. May god have mercy on your soul.

Cancer: Get out of your shell. Strike up a conversation with someone in line, ask them if they can help oil your carapace.

Leo: Remember to ask before offloading your problems onto other people. You can also save them up to perform your special “Rage Blitz“ super attack.

Virgo: A moment of sudden clarity will led to temporary invisibility and temporary being hit by a bus.

Libra: Due to a clerical mixup you will briefly be given the ability to speak on behalf of The Pope. The stars say “go nuts.”

Scorpio: Speak your mind, do not wait for an invitation. Speak your mind at random. Scream. Keep people on their toes.

Ophiuchus: The whetsone of the mind is new experiences! Keep that meat-blade sharp!

Sagittarius: The key to your destiny lies in the Disneyland catacombs. Be aware, you will have to kill goofy.

Capricorn: Throw caution to the wind! Stand confused for a moment as caution catches the air and smacks you right in the face.

Aquarius: The astral poles have shifted. Your home is located atop a convergence of Ape type energy.

Pisces: Look we know it would be pretty cool if you stole fire from the gods but hear us out what if the gods DO find out we are just saying be prepared.